When howling together, no two wolves will howl on the same note. Instead, they harmonize to create the illusion that there are more of them than there actually are. Source
When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
we’re gonna be weird adults
You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong
what the fuck
no i haven’t. just because you flip it upside down, if you tilt it more it’s gonna do the same thing. just tilt the carton less and it won’t do the thing